Sunday, August 10, 2014

A New Use for the Useless Napkin Holder.

My new roommate approached me with a napkin holder. Someone had given it to her as a gift, but living in the era of paper towels, it had not found a use. "Do you think you can use it? If not, I'm throwing it out. 

"Err...Let me think." I turned it over in my hands, feeling the heft, contemplating all the table space this thing wasn't worth. Then it struck me. "WAIT".

OH FUCK YEAH.
Sponge pedestal of beauty. That is all.

2 comments:

  1. You stopped blogging for so long that I didn't notice you had started again. Welcome back!

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    1. I know! Last year was pretty rough on me and I had to stop. I'm happily back now. :D

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